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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 5:51 AM
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Anger Management
ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" "My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?" "Don, you're an asshole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE!

It's a yellow house, with my black beemer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said. "Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.

NOW, I feel better.

Anger management really works!!!

From http://wwwjackbenimble.blogspot.com/2004/10/funny-email-about-anger-management.html

Monday, January 25, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 12:01 PM
Comments: 0
Result for JR winners
Criteria point – 5 = Excellent, 1 = bad
Criteria 1 - You MUST pose good attitude.
Criteria 2 - You MUST not use vulgarities at all times (in-game & forum)
Criteria 3 - You MUST be Friendly and helpful
Criteria 4 - You MUST be active in forum and game
Criteria 5 - You MUST be responsible
Criteria 6 - You MUST not hack/ edit game file






JR Position
12 Party: -AIR_xAHBOI-
Beat Up: MacroM2
CC4: Riz
Beat Rush & C8: Cadmus
C9: Zeyore


Congratulation to all the winners!

*Winners, please provide the requirement that you wanna set for FAM recruitment Test and choice of the accessory to Chillibread or PeridoT.








Friday, January 22, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 11:56 AM
Comments: 0
Mechanics~

Mechanics for Couple & Final

Date: 23rd January 2010
Time: 2PM – 3PM

1) Porkie & Jubi
2) –Nana- &
3) Riz & Adultry-
4) Zeyore & PeridoT
5) ~K__KitKat~ & ~Rex
6) Perilot & ChilliBowl
7) Cadmus & Castiel
8) -AIR_xAHBOI- & Kyuri

Song: So Eun Lee - Charm (104bpm)
Top 3 couples with the most hearts proceed to Final

Final
Round 1: Random ~100
Round 2: Random 100~120
Round 3: Random 120~140

Date: 24th January 2010
Time: 6PM – 8.30PM

Mode: 12 Party - Hard
Time: 6PM

1) –INFINITYx
2) –AIR_xAHBOI-
3) Porkie
4) Maiko-
5) Kyuri

1st round: Random (Easy)
2nd round: Random (Normal)
3rd round: Random (Fast)

Mode: Beat Up 6 Direction
Time: 6.30PM

1) MacroM2
2) Silver~
3) Chillibread
4) –DEAR-Hubby
5) xiiaoTeddiie
6) –AIR_xAHBOI-

1st round: Random Music
2nd round: Random (Normal)
3rd round: Random (Hard)

Mode: Beat Rush
Time: 7PM

1) MacroM2
2) Silver~
3) PeridoT
4) –DEAR-Hubby
5) Cadmus
6) –TS-Poopehh-x3-

1st round: 4 Direction - Random 100~120
2nd round: Crazy 4 Direction – Random 120~140
3rd round : Random – 4D – Random 140~

Mode: CC4
Time: 7.30PM

1) Maiko-
2) Riz
3) Castiel
4) DJRink
5) Chillibread
6) –TS-Poopehh-x3-

1st round: Random 100~120
2nd round: Random 120~140
3rd round: Random 140~

Mode: C8
Time: 8PM

1) Cadmus
2) Zeyore

1st round: Random 100~120
2nd round: Random 120~140
3rd round: Random 140~

Mode: C9
Time: 8.15PM

1) PeridoT
2) Maiko-
3) Zeyore
4) DJRink
5) –TS-Poopehh-x3-

1st round: Random 100~120
2nd round: Random 120~140
3rd round: Random 140~

Recap on Criteria for CA JR position
1. You MUST be a CA member for more than 2 weeks
2. You MUST pose good attitude.
3. You MUST not use vulgarities at all times (in-game & forum)
4. You MUST be Friendly and helpful
5. You MUST be active in forum and game
6. You MUST be responsible
7. You MUST not hack/ edit game file
8. Lastly, DO NOT ruin Club-Audition’s reputation by provoke/quarrel with other player.

Total Score: 40%
Criteria of JR: 60%
Total: 100%

Applicant who got selected to become the JRs will be given:
1) 30 days accessory (your choice)
2) JR position in Club-Audition

* JR winners will be announced on Monday (25.01.2010)


Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 6:12 PM
Comments: 0
Result!












Result for CC4, CC8 & C9

Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 1:29 PM
Comments: 0
Stars: Now and Then
I came across this picture in my drive from a long time ago.
Sorry if your favorite idol is in here ;make , this to show how how much Korean stars
have changed over time.



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Grats Chillibowl and Perilot's Love Party!

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Last but not least,
Teddie, BooBoo, Thiefy, Cadmus, Porkie, ChilliBowl, Riz & Eliina Avatars are updated.
Please check under the Members Tab to save

Monday, January 18, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 4:43 PM
Comments: 0
Club-BHB & Wedding Spree!
Hello CA, it has come to our attention that the BHB is out of control. The first reported number of infected has skyrocketed to ALMOST all of CA.

And since there is no remedy for the virus, we can do nothing but..... justresign2fate (sorry Teddie xD)


Here are some screen shots taken by our lovely, cute, and smart reporter a.k.a Lawliet













Check facebook for more ss ;make



Congrats to CA newly weds:

1. Jan 12
Adultery- & Riz









2. Jan 17
Cadmus & Castiel





3. Jan 17
Silver~ & Infinity




Macro got the flower! getting married soon? ;make




A suggestions, Valentine is coming soon would it be fun if we were to have Love Party on the same day?



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Friday, January 15, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 4:38 PM
Comments: 0
When BHB virus strikes~
This is a special report. This is a serious business and a notch simpur incident.
Apparently, after tmm virus (see more here http://club-audition.blogspot.com/2009/08/ca-is-infected-with-tmm-virus.html , CA is now infected with a deadlier virus also known as BHB

*For those who don't know BHB = thick-skinned

Number of infected: 4 so far but expected to rise somemore

Symptoms: BHB-virus infected individuals suffer an extreme case of hallucination ie, thinking they are the best most beautiful people in the universe


Case # 1: Riz (worst case of infection)


As you can see, the infected individual only lives in her fantasy


Countless attempts were made in order to save the patient, but they all seem to be futile





And so the infected individual continue to live in her own world, disregarding everyone else around her




BHB virus does not stop there, as it is highly contagious just like Tmm virus

Case # 2:


The virus also infects the male population within CA,
2 new reported cases




And it seems like "cute" is the most popular word among the infected individuals:



With the spreading virus, CA will soon be overtaken by BHBness:




We hereby advise the rest of CA members to keep a safe distance far from these infected individuals. It is contagious.



One more thing, we caught Jimmy's tmm moment:


Wedding soon? :P


End of report

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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 5:01 PM
Comments: 0
Mechanics~

Mechanics for CC4, CC8 & C9

Date: 15th – 17th January 2009
Time: 5PM – 7PM or 9PM – 11PM


There are 10 applicants for Crazy Choreography 4.

1) Porkie
2) -AIR_xAHBOI-
3) Maiko-
4) -imBOOBOOx3
5) Riz
6) xiiaoTeddiie
7) ~K__KitKat~
8) Castiel
9) Chillibread
10)
-Shikamaru

Mode: Crazy Choreography 4 – Chance Free
Song:
Round 1: Lexy - Rookie (109bpm)
Round 2: Audition – Sunshine (140bpm)
Round 3: Jewelry – Super Star (159 bpm)

Top 6 scoring participants will proceed to final on 24 Jan.

There are 4 applicants for Crazy Choreography 8

1) -Nobie-
2) Cadmus
3) Zeyore
4) -Shikamaru

Mode: Crazy Choreography 8 – Chance Free
Song:

Round 1: Jung Hyun Lee – All In (100bpm)
Round 2: Epik High – One (135bpm)
Round 3: Sweetie – I’ll Be There(162 bpm)

Top 3 scoring participants will proceed to final on 24 Jan.

There are 5 applicants for Crazy 9

1) xiiaoTeddiie
2) -Nobie-
3) Zeyore
4) Maiko-
5) PeridoT

Mode: Choreography 9
Song:

Round 1: Cool – Aloha (101bpm)
Round 2: Audition – Ur Ma Angel (130bpm)
Round 3: Groove Coverage – Because I Love You (140 bpm)

Top 6 scoring participants will proceed to final on 24 Jan.

Recap on Criteria for CA JR position

1. You MUST be a CA member for more than 2 weeks
2. You MUST pose good attitude.
3. You MUST not use vulgarities at all times (in-game & forum)
4. You MUST be Friendly and helpful
5. You MUST be active in forum and game
6. You MUST be responsible
7. You MUST not hack/ edit game file
8. Lastly, DO NOT ruin Club-Audition’s reputation by provoke/quarrel with other player.

Total Score: 40%
Criteria of JR: 60%
Total: 100%

Applicant who got selected to become the JRs will be given:
1) 30 days accessory (your choice)
2) JR position in Club-Audition


Monday, January 11, 2010
Posted by: Memories in Club-Audition
Time: 5:30 PM
Comments: 0
Result!
















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