Sorry for the interruption. It’s CA reporter again bring you an urgent news.

It has came to our attention that Hook, a member of CA, is repeatedly messing up the FAM bank.
Notice that this is a serious offense towards the CA community, especially those contributed to create a nice FAM amount.
Hook has been warned several times, yet he still fails to acknowledge his mischievous actions.

Therefore, we have put a notice on the FAM bulletin board.
WANTED HOOK DEAD OR ALIVE
SERIAL FAM BANK KILLER

The victim: LLawliet, this morning LLawliet was feeling generous. Hence, she took out the calculator to figure out the exact amount to donate to the FAM sphinx in order to make 66666 at the end. [This is a rare moment because LLawliet is well-known for her stinginess, so she rarely donates to the FAM]
She also warned Hook that if he messes the FAM bank up again, she would bring this serious matter to the supreme court.
Yet, as soon as Hook came in, he quickly changed the FAM amount not forget to say a few words to the poor victim
‘'I mess the fam bank k , bye’‘

See how Hook actually enjoy doing this ;wild

The very angry LLawliet, already in her boxing gloves ready to hunt down Hook

The victim: Nyah is the first victim and now she has formed a Hook Hater Club [HHC]
Anyone interested in joining please leave your message on the board. From now Nyah has swore on her audition life that she will train hard to be a professional stalker [she was deeply humiliated when Hook told her that she ‘a noob stalker’]
Nyah’s target now is not stalking the mods or gms anymore but rather Hook.

The victim: Heart is also one of the many Hook’s victims. She has donated her hard-earned money to the FAM bank to make the nice 000000 digits at the end only to see that her effort was wasted.

Heart is very emotional and depressed right now. Last time we interviewed her, she was seen wearing a yellow outfit—she believed that she could talk to the banana king.
The soon-to-be-psychopath-Heart.

Unless Hook is caught and severely punished, Heart will never return to her normal self.

HOOK IS A SERIOUS CRIMINAL
LET’S STALK HOOK WHENEVER WE SEE HIM UNTIL HE WISH HE HAS NEVER BORN!!!!!!!

Right now Hook is on the loose and he may strike at any moment, so CA members must watch out
The criminal is hiding so we failed to get his picture, please come back for more updates

——————————————
End of report
—————————————-
Advertisement…

Hi everyone, it’s CA reporter again bringing you CA latest news

[apparently the CA reporter was forced and threatened by Lemon and Pika,
who agree to sm3xpose themselves once a reported is written]

So here we go again.

First of all, we update you with the latest information about Hook.
CA reporter has successfully captured Hook’s picture, the infamous serial FAM bank killer.
It seems like Hook is still on the loose and gladly committing crimes everyday

WANTED HOOK DEAD OR ALIVE

The face of the outlaw
(notice how his messenger status ‘Semi-active’, that’s a trick!
He wants people to think that he has retired from his crimes, but
he still secretly commit them everyday!)
————————————————————————————————————————

Great news! Our FAM house has moved from the Imperial Egypt to the Candy Land
And what’s more? Since we are so rich, we decided to change FAM house every month
[Though Tringe-sanhasn’t said it directly, but we’re speculating that she will do this.
After all, she’s the billionaire]

The sweet Candy Land

[Notice: Tringe-san will not be responsible if any of the CA members has diabetes]

—————————————————————————————————-

Moving on, we are going to show you a number of photos from FAM battles this week
As always, we won many times, and lost many many many times, but for the sake of protecting our egos,
we only show cases you when we won only

Happy moments when succeed…..

.....and angry faces when losing

. ...
CA vs. CA again with special appearance, SEED from ~MANIS~

..
....
..and to celebrate our love for the Earth during Earth-day-week
More mopping the floor with our heads. Yes we are environmental friendly

. ..
.....
Lemon and Zethyl trying to distract the other teams with their brilliant and beautiful faces....

....their faces were so disturbing to the point that one of the girls from the other team
had to fly over our side and stab Zerthyl
[and from the look of Zerthyl’s face, we can tell that it really hurt]

————————————————————————————————————————————

It turns out that AuditionSEA is a small town after all!

Zerthyl, Biscuit, and Lemon had found out that they were long lost triplets,
who were separated from birth
Due to their disturbingly similarities in appearance,
there’s no doubt that these three are from the same lineage.

Moment of joy when they found out the long lost truth

. ...
.....
The triplets bringing it on with their grouching tiger, hidden dragon moves
[learned from Peridiot andNyah, refer to report #1]

...
.........
.................
Beautiful unison

.........
..............
.......

Triplet love has given them the power to overtake the other team, who, coincidentally is also triplets…

.....
..........
...................

Yet, at the end they still got pwn

[Perhaps the triplets don’t get along well after all ]

—————————————————————————————————————————

Baby VOX- Doll (136 bpm) has officially became our FAM anthem [voted by all CA members]

Why?

Because it seems like every time we play this song in FAM battle, there is a 99.7% that we will win

Evidence:

....
.......
..........

.....
..........
............

Maybe most CA members [especially the boys] had good childhood experience with Doll,
which boosts their performance with Doll.

This is especially true with Pika (yes he still loves playing with Doll now)

Here is a special present for you Pika

We hope you like it, and we love you so much <3

Red Chinese suits: 550,000 den
Fam Battle : 15 fam points
Continuously winning with Doll: Priceless

There’s something money can’t buy
For everything else, there’s Mastercard

—————————————————————————————————————————————

That’s all for today, Pika will return with more updates from Fam battles [with hackers too and FAM scandals

See you next time on CA News!

-da da da da-

Sorry for the interruption. It’s CA reporter again bring you an urgent news.

It has came to our attention that Hook, a member of CA, is repeatedly messing up the FAM bank.
Notice that this is a serious offense towards the CA community, especially those contributed to create a nice FAM amount.
Hook has been warned several times, yet he still fails to acknowledge his mischievous actions.

Therefore, we have put a notice on the FAM bulletin board.
WANTED HOOK DEAD OR ALIVE
SERIAL FAM BANK KILLER

The victim: LLawliet, this morning LLawliet was feeling generous. Hence, she took out the calculator to figure out the exact amount to donate to the FAM sphinx in order to make 66666 at the end. [This is a rare moment because LLawliet is well-known for her stinginess, so she rarely donates to the FAM]
She also warned Hook that if he messes the FAM bank up again, she would bring this serious matter to the supreme court.
Yet, as soon as Hook came in, he quickly changed the FAM amount not forget to say a few words to the poor victim
‘'I mess the fam bank k , bye’‘

See how Hook actually enjoy doing this ;wild

The very angry LLawliet, already in her boxing gloves ready to hunt down Hook

The victim: Nyah is the first victim and now she has formed a Hook Hater Club [HHC]
Anyone interested in joining please leave your message on the board. From now Nyah has swore on her audition life that she will train hard to be a professional stalker [she was deeply humiliated when Hook told her that she ‘a noob stalker’]
Nyah’s target now is not stalking the mods or gms anymore but rather Hook.

The victim: Heart is also one of the many Hook’s victims. She has donated her hard-earned money to the FAM bank to make the nice 000000 digits at the end only to see that her effort was wasted.

Heart is very emotional and depressed right now. Last time we interviewed her, she was seen wearing a yellow outfit—she believed that she could talk to the banana king.
The soon-to-be-psychopath-Heart.

Unless Hook is caught and severely punished, Heart will never return to her normal self.

HOOK IS A SERIOUS CRIMINAL
LET’S STALK HOOK WHENEVER WE SEE HIM UNTIL HE WISH HE HAS NEVER BORN!!!!!!!

Right now Hook is on the loose and he may strike at any moment, so CA members must watch out
The criminal is hiding so we failed to get his picture, please come back for more updates

——————————————
End of report
—————————————-
Advertisement…

Hi everyone, it’s CA reporter again bringing you CA latest news

[apparently the CA reporter was forced and threatened by Lemon and Pika,
who agree to sm3xpose themselves once a reported is written]

So here we go again.

First of all, we update you with the latest information about Hook.
CA reporter has successfully captured Hook’s picture, the infamous serial FAM bank killer.
It seems like Hook is still on the loose and gladly committing crimes everyday

WANTED HOOK DEAD OR ALIVE

The face of the outlaw
(notice how his messenger status ‘Semi-active’, that’s a trick!
He wants people to think that he has retired from his crimes, but
he still secretly commit them everyday!)
————————————————————————————————————————

Great news! Our FAM house has moved from the Imperial Egypt to the Candy Land
And what’s more? Since we are so rich, we decided to change FAM house every month
[Though Tringe-sanhasn’t said it directly, but we’re speculating that she will do this.
After all, she’s the billionaire]

The sweet Candy Land

[Notice: Tringe-san will not be responsible if any of the CA members has diabetes]

—————————————————————————————————-

Moving on, we are going to show you a number of photos from FAM battles this week
As always, we won many times, and lost many many many times, but for the sake of protecting our egos,
we only show cases you when we won only

Happy moments when succeed…..

.....and angry faces when losing

. ...
CA vs. CA again with special appearance, SEED from ~MANIS~

..
....
..and to celebrate our love for the Earth during Earth-day-week
More mopping the floor with our heads. Yes we are environmental friendly

. ..
.....
Lemon and Zethyl trying to distract the other teams with their brilliant and beautiful faces....

....their faces were so disturbing to the point that one of the girls from the other team
had to fly over our side and stab Zerthyl
[and from the look of Zerthyl’s face, we can tell that it really hurt]

————————————————————————————————————————————

It turns out that AuditionSEA is a small town after all!

Zerthyl, Biscuit, and Lemon had found out that they were long lost triplets,
who were separated from birth
Due to their disturbingly similarities in appearance,
there’s no doubt that these three are from the same lineage.

Moment of joy when they found out the long lost truth

. ...
.....
The triplets bringing it on with their grouching tiger, hidden dragon moves
[learned from Peridiot andNyah, refer to report #1]

...
.........
.................
Beautiful unison

.........
..............
.......

Triplet love has given them the power to overtake the other team, who, coincidentally is also triplets…

.....
..........
...................

Yet, at the end they still got pwn

[Perhaps the triplets don’t get along well after all ]

—————————————————————————————————————————

Baby VOX- Doll (136 bpm) has officially became our FAM anthem [voted by all CA members]

Why?

Because it seems like every time we play this song in FAM battle, there is a 99.7% that we will win

Evidence:

....
.......
..........

.....
..........
............

Maybe most CA members [especially the boys] had good childhood experience with Doll,
which boosts their performance with Doll.

This is especially true with Pika (yes he still loves playing with Doll now)

Here is a special present for you Pika

We hope you like it, and we love you so much <3

Red Chinese suits: 550,000 den
Fam Battle : 15 fam points
Continuously winning with Doll: Priceless

There’s something money can’t buy
For everything else, there’s Mastercard

—————————————————————————————————————————————

That’s all for today, Pika will return with more updates from Fam battles [with hackers too and FAM scandals

See you next time on CA News!

-da da da da-